HOLY CUBE RALLY
The funkiest artisan pilgrimage around the globe
When joyride-JUNKIES, creatives, designers, architects and CAR ENTHUSIASTS get behind the wheels!
The HOLY CUBE RALLY celebrates the creative culture in motion. It’s time for all adventurous individuals and car enthusiasts and vehicle lovers to discover 8 countries in 8 days through 3000 kilometers filled with top-of-the-shelve events, landmarks and checkpoints for a lifetime along with 88 funky challenges to compete for the one cube.
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- 8 Days of Escaping Walls
- 8 Countries to Visit
- 88 Challenges to Compete
- 3000 km Curated Route of Joyride
- 3 Events to Celebrate
- 33 Sights and Cultural venues to Educate
- 24/7 Live Service for Comfort
- Countless Memories to Share
- One Cube to Win
- Accommodation Pack
- Luggage Carry Support
- Catch-up Tickets for Highway
- Racetrack Entries On-the-fly
- Additional Merch Kit
Let’s discuss the details via e-mail!
We propose 3 types of overall 88 challenges to collect points:
- Complete Daily Tasks
- Complete Objectives
- Coolest Cars and Tunes
- Time attack
- Creative Contribution
Completing is optional, a fulfilled joyride awaits you regardless.
CREATED AND CURATED BY HELLO WOOD ALLSTARS
Márton
Curator of the HU pavilion at Biennale Architettura 2025, Associate Professor in Architecture, Freelance Creative Strategist.
Krisztián
The mind behind the madness, architect of the journey—he didn’t just imagine it, he set the wheels in motion.
Ece
Master of moving parts, keeper of timelines, and quiet conductor of chaos—Ece turns wild ideas into seamless reality.
D n A
Dávid and András are the twin forces of design and build—turning raw ideas into iconic spaces you can touch, feel, and remember.
1 Cult to Cultivate
1 Worth to Win
1 Cube for One
- The cube is no longer subjective.
- The cube is not only an object.
- The cube is the objective.
Our cult of funky enthusiasts won’t wait, architects won’t build, creatives won’t think, designers won’t deliver when the Alea iacta est.
FAQ
What are the roads like — buttery smooth or proper wild-card territory?
Zero highways, all soul. This is not a pilgrimage of speed, but of experience. Expect paved roads in all kinds of moods — rolling flatlands, mountain curves, sleepy villages, buzzing cities, and the occasional “did we just enter another dimension?” moment. Trust the route. It knows the way.
Do I need to deal with a visa before I hit the road?
EU citizens, you are blessed — no visa needed. Everyone else, consult your local embassy like an ancient oracle and get it sorted early. The Holy Cube does not wait for last-minute paperwork chaos.
Do I need my passport for the border crossings?
Bring forth your passport or EU national ID — both are accepted relics at all eight borders. Your driver’s license, however noble, shall not grant you passage.
What about the vehicle I want to enter with?
Bring your chariot. Funky, sporty, sacred, or slightly questionable — if it has a soul (or at least a story), it belongs here. Old-timer, custom oddity, grand tourer, or two-wheeled steed — all are welcome. One sacred rule remains: a valid MOT. Beyond that, express yourself. The convoy is a moving exhibition of devotion.
What's the sleeping situation like along the route?
Choose your path. With the Accommodation Pack, your nights are pre-ordained — a curated sequence of unique, almost mystical stays: boutique hideaways, architectural gems, and places with stories embedded in the walls. Without it, you walk the free path — book your own stays, follow your instincts, embrace chaos or comfort. Both roads lead to glory.
Secure your coolest accomodations now: hello@holycuberally.com
What do I actually get for my money — is it just the entry, or does the good stuff come included too?
This is no ordinary offering. You receive 8 countries, 8 days, and 3000 km of roads so carefully curated they might as well be scripture. Along the way: 88 challenges to test your wit and spirit, 33 must-see (and must-feel) locations, and 3 sacred gatherings where the entire caravan unites. You are watched over by 24/7 live support, with optional Accommodation Pack for those who prefer their rest sanctified. Add to that a merch kit that truly slaps, a legendary starter pack, a timeless route map, and a gloriously unhinged roadbook. A fair exchange, we’d say.
Which countries are we cruising through?
Eight lands, one sacred route: Hungary, Slovakia, Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, and Slovenia. A proper pilgrimage of borders, cultures, and questionable snack choices.
Hey bikers — where does all your gear go, and what kind of bags won't let you down?
Fear not, two-wheeled disciples. With the Carry Pack, your belongings travel in the support truck, appearing at checkpoints like divine intervention. Ride light, ride free.
What happens if my ride throws a tantrum somewhere in the middle of nowhere?
Even the most faithful machines falter. Should your vehicle abandon its duties, we step in — recovery is handled, and you’ll be placed into another team so your journey continues. No soul left behind.
What insurance do I need to make sure I'm covered and not sweating the small stuff?
A valid travel insurance covering all rally countries is required. Think of it as your protective aura. If unsure, reach out — we’ll guide you toward the right shield.
Do I have to take part in the daily tasks?
Not mandatory — this is your journey, your ritual. Some just cruise and enjoy the ride. Others hunt down every OMG stay. And then there are those who max out every edutainment challenge and push the gamification to its absolute limits, like it’s the final level. Your call: a laid-back pilgrimage or a full completionist run. Both are equally sacred.
CURATED ROUTE THRU CULTURE AND DESIGN